俗辣教師的起源
12月3日颱風夜
話說鄭小鈺從事教職已經兩個月又21天
為何強烈排斥教育場所的鄭小鈺竟然發神經的跑去代課,而且教的還是國中公民?!
想想:要在專制封閉的環境中面對精力旺盛荷爾蒙分泌不協調的十來歲青少年告訴他們要如何成為國家的好公民社會的好青年...
齁齁~~~~
想當初一定是昏了頭吧?
時間回到初秋陽光暖暖微風盪漾的海中不知名小島上,
鄭小鈺汗涔涔逆著風跋涉到論文田野的村莊裡,
腦袋中盤算著等會兒如何開始今天第一個訪談,
手機鈴聲赫然響起...
"喂?"
"你有沒有興趣代課?你爸學校,教公民,一個禮拜兩個半天?"竟然是老媽的聲音!早上十點,家裡出了什麼事嗎?!
"啊?"
"他們已經開學啦!原來的公民老師不上了,臨時找不到代課,現在就要決定,要或不要?"
".........."鄭小鈺盤算了一下:嗯一個禮拜兩個半天,不算太多.算時薪,所以一個月可以賺到千把塊,多少補貼一點來馬祖的交通費,又不至於被老媽念到臭頭....公民又不是理化,好像不太難,似乎是筆還不錯的交易....
鄭小鈺把心一橫:"好吧"
於是,一瞬間,鄭小鈺就這樣成為了一個業餘的冒牌教師啦.
各位看倌,您有找到這篇文章的關鍵字嗎?或是任何一點點的可疑之處?
...........
答對啦!
為什麼"原來的公民老師不上了"呢?
都已經開學了,好好的公民老師幹麻罷課?
一定有著可疑的隱情,而懵懂無知又一心想著賺錢的的鄭小鈺就這樣掉入陷阱中...
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